Good Guy Mad Dog

This was SecDef James Mattis' response during a recent conference in Singapore (June 3, 2017), when someone asked him whether, given President Trump’s withdrawal from the Trans-Pacific Partnership and the Paris climate agreement, if we were “present at the destruction” of the America-led postwar order.

Lesson here: You CAN insult Trump, you just have to be subtle enough that he doesn't understand.

I'm not supposed to post this, but...

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MONDAY MIND GAME

Continue the order: 

O, T, T, F, F, S, S, _, _, _.

Give up?

Drag your cursor between the asterisks for the answer

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E, N, T.

(The first letter of the numbers 1-10)

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In honor of Harry Potter's 37th birthday...

"'Fraid I may have sat on it at some point, but I imagine it'll taste fine just the same..."

Happy Monday, Little Ducks!

Yes. Yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land! And we will call it… this land!

Just keep swimming...

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How do you solve a problem like Korea?

North Korea has really been parading around its new giant rocket, lately.

Man, when they find a giant milk bottle to launch it from, we’re REALLY in trouble.

Okay, this one is pretty cool...

But nobody likes a snitch.

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Just a little sump'n sump'n to mess with your diet

Sounds like a good plan

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What it takes to write a successful epic story

The Hearing Test

An old man decided that his wife was losing her hearing. So he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her ears checked.

The Doctor said he could see her in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple, informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the dimensions of the problem.

"Here's what you do. Start about 40 feet away from her, and speak in a normal conversational tone and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

So that evening she's in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room, and he says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."

"Honey, what's for supper?" No response.

So he moves to the other end of the room, about 30 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?" No response.

So he moves into the dining room, about 20 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?" No response.

On to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?". No response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"

And she says, "For the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!!!!"

Imagine being drunk and walking into this bathroom

Imagine being drunk

and walking into this bathroom

Ah, nature

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Once again, it's time for Occasions Where It's Perfectly Acceptable to Drop an F-Bomb

Why are you guys so anti-dictators?

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FACTOID FRIDAY