Johnny's parents are trying to ease him out of baby talk. They constantly urge him to use big people words.
"I have to go potty!"
"No Johnny, you mean, 'I have to go to the bathroom.'"
"Can we go to Grammies?"
"No, Johnny. You mean, 'Can we go to grandmother's?'"
And on this goes for a few weeks, until one day when Johnny is tucked into bed and ready for his bedtime story. The dad asks, "What do you want to read tonight?"
After some thought, Johnny proudly replies,
"Winnie the Shit!"
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