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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Website Wednesday 18.13

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

It’s easy to deter ladies from eating Tide Pods,
but it’s quite a bit more difficult to deter…gents.


Top of the heap:  Disappointing Things Nobody Tells You About Being an Adult

17 Harmless April Fool's Pranks (That Are Easy To Pull Off)

Every Joke From Airplane!, Ranked

Fun Film Facts

What is the Riot Act, and Why Don't I Want It Read to Me?

Is sliced ketchup taking condiments too far?

23 Cordless Drill Tricks

America's Quietest Routes - an interactive map of the least-traveled roads in each state

Spring Cleaning Tips

Exocomets Detected Orbiting Nearby Stars. In Other Words:  ALIEN COMETS!

Ever wonder why are tennis balls yellow? (me, neither)

An interview with the world's paper airplane champion

Artificial reefs are being created by dumping NYC subway cars into the ocean

5 Treasures People Are Looking For Right Now

John Bolton's Curious Appearance in a Russian Gun Rights Video

No-Fail Tips For Giving Constructive Criticism at Work (Thanks, Emily!)



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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