After a hard day on the slopes he retires to the lodge at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall. He asks the bartender, "Aye, laddie - what in the name of St. Mary is that?"
The bartender says, "Oh, that's a moose."
The Irishman mouth drops open in astonishment as he says, "JAY-sus, Mary and Joseph! How big are the fookin' CATS?"
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