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Thursday, March 12, 2020

THROWBACK THURSDAY - "Rune Sore Bees"

(originally published on May 8, 2013)


Language proficiency is part of the international contracting scene. This exchange between an English-speaking traveler and a member of the hotel staff in a Far East hotel was recorded in the "Far-East Economic Review".      
 
     
Room Service: Morny. Rune-sore-bees.       
   
Hotel Guest: Oh, sorry. I thought I dialed Room Service.       
   
RS: Rye, rune-sore-bees. Morny. Djewish to odor sunteen?       
   
HG: Uh... yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs.       
   
RS: Ow July then?       
   
HG: What?       
   
RS: Aches. Ow July then? Pry, boy, pooch...?       
   
HG: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.   Scrambled please.       
   
RS: Ow July thee baycome? Crease?       
   
HG: Crisp will be fine.       
   
RS: Okay. An Santos?       
   
HG: What?       
   
RS: Santos. July Santos?       
   
HG: Ugh. I don't know... I don't think so.       
   
RS: No. Judo one toes?       
   
HG: Look, I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what "judo one toes" means. I'm sorry.       
   
RS: Toes! Toes! Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow cenglish mopping we bother?       
   
HG: English muffin! I've got it! You were saying toast!  Fine.  An English muffin will be fine.       
   
RS: We bother?       
   
HG: No. Just put the bother on the side.       
   
RS: Wad?       
   
HG: I'm sorry. I meant butter. Butter on the side.       
   
RS: Copy?       
   
HG: I feel terrible about this but...       
   
RS: Copy. Copy, tea, mill...       
   
HG: Coffee! Yes, coffee please. And that's all.   

RS: One minnie. Ass rune torino fee, strangle aches, crease become, tossy English mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy. Rye?          
   
HG: Whatever you say.       
   
RS: Okay. Tendjewberrymud.       
   
HG: You're welcome.

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