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Wednesday, March 18, 2020

Website Wednesday 20.12

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

If I’m ever murdered, it’ll probably be because I said 
something absolutely perfect to someone with no sense of humor.

Top of the heap:  5 ways life would be better if it were always Daylight Savings Time

The Dos and Don'ts of Social Distancing

Some Simple Life Hacks

12 super uses for ordinary household objects

10 Mythbusting 2020 Census Facts

(Somewhat) Silent Fireworks for Dogs

Y'ever wonder how the trampoline came to be? Me neither.

Also, y'ever wonder Why Stop Signs Have Eight Sides? Ditto.

Desperate times call for desperate measures

If you'd invested $1000

America's shameful selfish streak, exposed

How to Load a Dishwasher, Once and for All

The History of Pizza

How to Make the Other Universal Monsters Scary Again

Make your own personal hand-washing poster

The Importance of Hand-Washing

The Snack 
You Have to Commit a Crime to Try

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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