One day, at the doctor's office...

A man goes to his doctor. After a thorough examination, the doctor tells him that he only has one week to live.

Man: "Doc, what on Earth are you saying?”, clearly shocked. “What can I do to live at least a little longer?"

Doc: "Well, do you eat greasy and fried food?"

Man: "Yes."

Doc: "You must stop!"

Man: "If it allows me to live longer, I'll do it!"

Doc: "Do you drink sodas and eat fast food?"

Man: "Yes."

Doc: "You must stop!"

Man: "If it allows me to live longer, okay."

Doc: "Do you stay up late?"

Man: "Yes."

Doc: "You must stop!"

Man: "If it allows me to live longer, then I shall."

Doc: "Do you have sex often?"

Man: "Yes."

Doc: "You must stop!"

Man: "If it allows me to live longer, then I’ll do that too."

Doc: "Do you smoke?"

Man: "Yes."

Doc: "You must stop!"

Man: "If it allows me to live longer, I will."

Doc: "Do you drink?"

Man: "Yes..."

Doc: "You must stop!"

Man: "Okay doc, but you didn’t tell me, if I do all the things you told me to do, how much longer will I live?"

Doc: "Oh, you're still going to die in a week.… but it'll SEEM like FOREVER!