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Thursday, July 23, 2020

COVID-19 Pickup Lines

  • Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
  • Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.
  • You can’t spell virus without U and I.
  • Baby, do you need toilet paper because I’m your Prince Charmin.
  • I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.
  • Without you, my life is empty as a supermarket shelf.
  • Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
  • You can’t spell quarantine without “U-R-A-Q-T”.
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