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Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Website Wednesday 20.31

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  



People who randomly drop Old English words into their 
sentences don’t know what they’re doing, more or lest.


Top of the heap:  Apparently, most men don't know what this is (BWAH-hahahahahaha!)

Foolproof Safety Tips For Teachers Returning to the Classroom

The Vocal Ranges of the World's Greatest Singers

A definitive case against the Electoral College

The Walking Dead Will Return in a Big Way

MyHeritage.com is offering a free photo enhancer (I've tried it - it works great!)

Dave Grohl writes In Defense of Our Teachers


IMDB's 250 Top-Rated Movies

Thread: Hypothetical plot for a Seinfeld episode in the age of Covid


The American Death Cult - the mind-boggingly disastrous response to the pandemic

5G Made Simple

States With the Most UFO Sightings


MMMmmm! KFC will be 3D Printing Lab-Grown Chicken Nuggets

It's 2022. What Does Life Look Like?

10 Facts About George Orwell's Animal Farm

International Wallyball

Using curse words in front of your mom (sound on for this one, Troops)

13 Celebrity Facts That Will Surprise You

Ripe vs. Unripe Bananas: Which are better for you?



Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.

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1 comment:

  1. DO NOT regularly eat green bananas or other naturally high Serotonin foods.

    "Large amounts of 5-hydroxytryptamine, commonly known as 5-HT or serotonin, in the blood may produce a characteristic pattern of mostly right-sided CARDIAC FIBROSIS which can be identified at autopsy. This pathology has also been seen in certain East-African tribes who eat foods (Matoke —a green banana) containing excess amounts of serotonin.

    Fibrocyte cells normally secrete collagen and function to provide structural support for the heart. However, when over-activated (by chronically high blood serotonin caused by eating green bananas and high serotonin foods) this process causes thickening and fibrosis of the valve, with white tissue building up primarily on the tricuspid valve, but also occurring on the pulmonary valve. The thickening and loss of flexibility eventually may lead to valvular dysfunction and right-sided heart failure."
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardiac_fibrosis

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