Minutus cantorum,
Minutus balorum,
Minutus carborate
Descendum pantorum
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When Googling, very few letters are more important than the “R” in Gary Oldman
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NOTE TO SELF: One of the worst things you can dress up as for an Overeaters Anonymous Halloween party is a giant Snickers bar.
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I’m not saying I drink a LOT of coffee, but I’m fairly sure my body will probably continue moving for about 24 hours after I die.
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I hope I’m not who I’m going to be when I grow up yet.
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My sons always used to roll their eyes when I went into my “When I was a kid, I had to walk to school in the snow, uphill, both ways!” speech. At least they did until the day I showed them my yearbook from good ol’ M.C. Escher Junior High.
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Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.
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Happy Thanksgiving, dudes and dudettes. Enjoy your Turkey Day tomorrow, and just remember, nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’ from the oven. Unless it’s a red spandex bodysuit with ostrich feathers, a can of 10W50 motor oil, and some fur-lined handcuffs.
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I’ve started preaching about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness, really.
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Poetry Corner:
Ruth and Johnny
Side by side
Went out for
An auto ride.
They hit a bump
Ruth hit a tree
Johnny kept going
Ruthlessly
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