I really don’t need that “Previously on…” feature, guys.
I’ve been watching this show for 18 hours straight.
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I’m 100% in favor of gay marriage. It’s the Law of the Land and, according to the theme song, it sure worked for the Flintstones.
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You’re never too old to say “horses” when you drive past some horses.
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All I’m saying is, if you want to call yourself the Lone Ranger, you shouldn’t have a partner with you everywhere you go.
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In biblical times, if you loved your wife, you’d let her ride your ass all day.
I guess some things never change.
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So, these murder hornets.
Do you send them a list of names, or what?
How does this work?
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I heard you like bad boys.
Well, I’m bad. At everything.
(Winks at you with both eyes)
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The Coronavirus pandemic has been especially stressful for members of the Flat Earth Society. They fear that the continued social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
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Do centaurs slap their own ass to go faster?
Asking for a friend.
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How stupid is Elton John that he doesn’t know the word “astronaut”?
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