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Monday, February 8, 2016

Monday Mind Game

Decipher the following sentences:


1. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.

2. Freedom from encrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

3. Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.

4. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

5. The temperature of aqueous content of an unremitting ogling saucepan does not reach 212 degrees F.

6. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not auriferous.

7. Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minific.

8. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity

9. Where there are visible vapors in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

10. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiate the potable concoction produced by steeping certain comestibles.

11. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.

12.  Individuals who make their abode in vitreos edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting projectiles.

13. Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.

14.  A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of miniscule verdant bryophyte.

15. The person presenting the finial cachinnation possesses thereby the primary cachinnation.

16. Missiles of ligneous or petrous consistency have the potential of fracturing my osseous structure, but appellations will remain sempiternally innocuous.





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1. Don't cry over spilled milk

2. Cleanliness is next to Godliness

3. Spare the rod and spoil the child.

4. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

5. A watched pot never boils.

6. All that glitters is not gold.

7. Twinkle, twinkle, little star.

8. Beauty is only skin deep.

9. Where there's smoke, there's fire.

10. Too many cooks spoil the broth.

11. Dead men tell no tales.

12.  People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

13. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

14. A rolling stone gathers no moss.

15. He who laughs last, laughs best.

16. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.


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(Thanks, JackPack!)

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