Okay, Little Ducks - here's the Rules:
-If Trump talks about "unity" and/or promises to be a president for all Americans, drink.
-If Trump says "build the wall," drink a shot of tequila and make Mexico pay for it.
-If Trump calls anyone a loser, a failure, a pile of garbage, crooked, lying, low-energy or sad!, drink.
-If outgoing Vice President Joe Biden plays air guitar during any of the performances, drink.
-If Trump addresses outgoing President Barack Obama with a "You're fired," drink.
-If Chief Justice John Roberts flubs the oath -- again -- drink.
-If anyone says the phrase "fake news," drink.
-If Trump mentions Vladimir Putin, drink Russian vodka.
-If Hillary Clinton is caught rolling her eyes on camera, drink.
-If Barron looks bored, drink.
-If Trump forgets to thank his daughter Tiffany with all his other kids, drink.
-When the Rockettes launch into the high-kicks, drink.
-If anyone mentions the FBI, drink.
-If Trump wine and taco bowls are on the Inaugural Ball menu, drink.
-Take a drink for each of the four "ruffles and flourishes" that precede the playing of "Hail to the Chief."
-If Trump adds "and also make America great again" to the end of his oath, finish your drink.
-If Trump points out how big his hands look while on the Bible or raised for the oath, chug.
-In honor of the peaceful transfer of democratic power, drink some water take a couple of aspirin and sleep it off.
-In honor of the peaceful transfer of democratic power, drink some water take a couple of aspirin and sleep it off.
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