While golfing, a guy accidentally
overturned his golf cart.
A very attractive golfer, who lived
in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, "Are you
okay?"
"I'm okay, thanks," the
guy replied as he pulled myself out of the twisted cart.
She said, "Come up to my
villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
He noticed her silky bathrobe was
partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure. "That's
mighty nice of you," he answered, "but I don't think my wife would
like it."
"Oh, come on now " she
insisted. She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive and the guy was weak.
"Well okay," he finally
agreed, "But I'm sure my wife won't like it."
After a couple of Scotch and
waters, he thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better now. But I know my
wife is going to be really upset. So I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she
said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open. "Stay for a
while. She won't know anything. By the way, where IS your wife?"
"Still under the cart, I guess...”
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