How are words like “turnt”, “fleek”, and “bae” understood, but (some) people don’t know how to use “you’re”, “your”, “there”, or “they’re” in a sentence?
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“Vitamin C” is Spanish for “Vitamin Yes”
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On a scale of 1 to invade Russia in the winter, how bad is your idea?
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The sign in the window reads “Cured Meats”. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident, and a prosciutto learns to forgive.
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Me: Excuse me, do you have any books on turtles
Bookstore Employee: Hardback?
Me: Yeah, those are the ones. With the little heads.
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ME: Hello darkness, my old friend
Darkness: I have a boyfriend
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Everybody keeps saying that 2012 Being the End of the World was a hoax, but has any year since then actually felt real???
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One way to find out if you’re old is to fall down in front of a lot of people. If they laugh, you’re still young. If they panic and start running to you, you’re old.
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I’m at that weird age where I’m too old to be “hip,” but not yet old enough to be “eccentric.”
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I just received a notification that the Bible app on my phone needs an update. I’m wondering what that’s all about? Did Adam eat another apple?
~~~~~
“Vitamin C” is Spanish for “Vitamin Yes”
~~~~~
On a scale of 1 to invade Russia in the winter, how bad is your idea?
~~~~~
The sign in the window reads “Cured Meats”. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident, and a prosciutto learns to forgive.
~~~~~
Me: Excuse me, do you have any books on turtles
Bookstore Employee: Hardback?
Me: Yeah, those are the ones. With the little heads.
~~~~~
ME: Hello darkness, my old friend
Darkness: I have a boyfriend
~~~~~
Everybody keeps saying that 2012 Being the End of the World was a hoax, but has any year since then actually felt real???
~~~~~
One way to find out if you’re old is to fall down in front of a lot of people. If they laugh, you’re still young. If they panic and start running to you, you’re old.
~~~~~
I’m at that weird age where I’m too old to be “hip,” but not yet old enough to be “eccentric.”
~~~~~
I just received a notification that the Bible app on my phone needs an update. I’m wondering what that’s all about? Did Adam eat another apple?
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