Because he's an egghead.
So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right?
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants.
What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
He was eggspelled!
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator!
Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Fry-days.
What kind of bunny can't hop?
A chocolate one!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
Why was the little girl sad after the race?
Because an egg beater!
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny
How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggercise
Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
They don't want to get "beat up".
Why couldn't the Easter egg family watch T.V.?
Because their cable was scrambled.
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker
What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.
What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A smarty pants.
What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
Hoppy Easter!
How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail!
Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
The rest are hunt'n peckers.
How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan?
They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Where does the easter bunny eat breakfast?
At Ihop
How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
Around the cluck!
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up.
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
Egg-zosted!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Why are people always tired in April?
Because they just finished a march
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
It took ears off his life!
What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
Colored scrambled eggs!
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Two points, just like anyone else.
How can you find the Easter bunny?
Eggs marks the spot.
Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
Because he had a eggache!
What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people's foot!
What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
Tired.
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