Wait… if the Mayans were so good at predicting the future, how come they died out?
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I tried to catch fog once, but I mist.
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Quack, quack.
Who’s there?
…. a duck.
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War is not the answer.
Unless the question is,
“What’s not the answer?”
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I don't have bad handwriting, I have my own font.
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All I'm saying is if you want to call yourself The Lone Ranger, you shouldn't have a partner with you everywhere you go.
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE!!!
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'I before E except after C'.
That's kind of confusing when I’m trying to write 'ice'
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This guy told me he’s the fastest cross dresser in the world.
I said, "Really?"
She said, "Yes."
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