An old man is on his death bed, and
his family has come in from all over the country to be with him in his final
hours.
He opens his eyes, and says
"Is Ruthie here? My beautiful, loyal wife?"
"Oh yes, my handsome prince!
I'm right here!" Ruthie replies
He continues, "...and what of
my strapping boy, who always made me proud? Is he here, with that lovely wife
of his?"
"Yeah pops, we're right
here"
"...and what about those two
grandkids of mine? The Michael and Sarah? Are my little angels here?"
"Of course, Grampa!"
The old man continues, "So
everyone is here in the room with me right now?"
"Yes yes, of course!"
The old man lets out a sigh, and
starts shouting, "THEN WHY ARE ALL THE GODDAMN LIGHTS ON IN THE
HOUSE?!"
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