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Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Happy Halloween, Little Ducks!



Kristin Stewart Explains Halloween




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* Honest! I AM interested in your brain... 


* I could tell you a joke, it would kill you, but I see you've heard it before. 


* You think this is nice now, wait until Rigor Mortis sets in! 


* If I told you you had a nice body, would you let me break a piece off and take it home? 


* Is that a writhing mass of maggots in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? 



*  It must be very hard to get into those pants, considering that you have no arms.





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