TUNESMITH TUESDAY - "Wakko's 50 State Capitols" by Ahe Animaniacs

The 50 State Capitols

Host: The Daily Double! Wakko, you can wager all or part of your money

Wakko: I'll blow the wad

Host: All right then. In the category of the United States, the answer is: The Names of All 50 States and Their Capitols.

Wakko: Okay, here we go! Baton Rouge, Lousiana, Indianapolis, Indiana, and Columbus is the capital of Ohio; there's Montgomery, Alabama, south of Helena, Montana; then there's Denver, Colorado under Boise, Idaho

Texas has Austin, then we go north, to Massachusetts, Boston, and Albany, New York; Tallahassee, Florida, and Washington, D.C., Santa Fe, New Mexico, and Nashville, Tennessee. (Elvis used to hang out there a lot, ya know)

Trenton's in New Jersey north of Jefferson, Missouri, you got Richmond in Virginia, South Dakota has Pierre; Harrisburg's in Pennsylvania and Augusta's up in Maine, and here is Providence, Rhode Island, next to Dover, Delaware

Concord, New Hampshire, just a quick jaunt, to Montpelier, which is up in Vermont; Hartford's in Connecticut, so pretty in the fall, and Kansas has Topeka, Minnesota has St. Paul

Juneau's in Alaska and there's Lincoln in Nebraska, and it's Raleigh out in North Carolina, and then there's Madison, Wisconsin, and Olympia in Washington, Phoenix, Arizona, and Lansing, Michigan

Here's Honolulu, Hawaii's a joy, Jackson, Mississippi, and Springfield, Illinois; South Carolina with Columbia down the way, and Annapolis in Maryland on Chesapeake Bay (They have wonderful clam chowder)

Cheyenne is in Wyomin' and perhaps you make your home in Salt Lake City out in Utah, where the Buffalo roam; Atlanta's down in Georgia, and there's Bismarck, North Dakota, and you can live in Frankfort in your old Kentucky home

Salem in Oregon, from there we join, Little Rock in Arkansas, Iowa's got Des Moines; Sacramento, California, Oklahoma, and its city, Charleston, West Virginia, and Nevada, Carson City

That's all the capitals there are!