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Thursday, November 17, 2016

Grandma's Farm

A dying grandmother tells her grandchild, “I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor and all the other equipment, the farmhouse, and $34,435,586.23 in cash.”

The grandchild, absolutely floored (and about to become rich) says, “Oh, Grandma, you are SO generous! I didn’t even know you had a farm! Where is it?

With her last breath, the grandmother whispered,


“Facebook.”

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