A dying grandmother tells her grandchild, “I want to leave you
my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor and all
the other equipment, the farmhouse, and $34,435,586.23 in cash.”
The grandchild, absolutely floored (and about to become rich)
says, “Oh, Grandma, you are SO generous! I didn’t even know you had a
farm! Where is it?
With her last breath, the grandmother whispered,
“Facebook.”
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