A man buys a centipede from a pet
store. He takes it home and sets it up in its aquarium, and lets it get settled
in for a while. After a few hours the guy gets bored and goes up to the
centipede and asks, "hey, centipede, you wanna go out and get a drink,
check out the ladies? You know, just hang out?" But the centipede doesn't
say anything. The guy thinks, "Hmmm, it must be getting used to its new
environment or whatever," and he goes to bed.
The next day after work, the guy's
watching TV and he gets bored, so he goes up to the centipede again and taps on
the aquarium glass, and says "Hey, centipede, you wanna go out, get a
drink, maybe check out the ladies? Just hang out or whatever?" and the
centipede doesn't say anything. The guys thinks, "That's weird, I wonder
if it's sick or something. I’m not sure how centipedes are supposed to act, I
guess." He shrugs it off and goes to bed.
The third day, after work, the guy
gets bored watching TV and goes to the centipede again, this time getting a
little exasperated. "HEY! CENTIPEDE! Do you wanna go out and get a DRINK,
check out the LADIES or something?" and the centipede yells back, "I
heard you the first time, man! I'm getting my shoes on!"
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