Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?

With her most seductive voice, the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled $20 bill.

He took the crumpled twenty from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"

"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled $50 bill.

He took the crumpled fifty, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen FIFTY THOUSAND Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited.

Then she says, "Well go look in the garage,"